First I need to know why 83% of critics think Piranha-3D is a decent movie (certified fresh), it sure doesn't seem by the previews it is because of the plot.
Second the Raiders better play Colt Brennan tonight! Because preseason games blow cheese.
Third, do I ever have a story to tell. A long tragic story, that hopefully ended Friday. But you never know. All I care is that my blood values will start going up, and hopefully so will my wattage numbers.